January 28

If I had a magic wand, I would be a very happy man because I could magically make people I don't like disappear. For example: Caitlyn Jenner.

january 17

If I found little bugs in my salad, I would aggresivly through my plate at the wall.

january 19

If I was a teacher and everybody forgot their homework, I wouldn't care. the subject is hard.

January 18

If I had a friend that never returned anything, I would tell them to get out of my life.

January 14

If I was invisible I would just scare tons of people.

January 14

if animals talked I would get annoyed so fast. I would ask any fly why it exists.

January 13

If all the streets were rivers, we would evolve dolphins.